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Well, I must say, spam is making a comeback in my book! It’s not just for cheap eats or auto-deletes anymore. This stuff truly is delicious. Here are some copy & pasted tasty morsels sent to my blog spam comment inbox (because these babies deserve their own special inbox!), each followed by a (fantasized) response from yours truly, for your to be enjoying wonderfully.
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Z.Z.: I have be aware that I am just tickled at your niceness and wonderfulity. I really like what I bought (for a great price!) right here too and the way wherein you are saying you like me is made me feel cozy and happyful to see what you are written. You enjoy myself and learn much to care for to stay it wise for sure. You\’ll learn many more when I make attention to like such as grammar and structure to sentences. You are thanked for your responsefullness!
2. Spam slice: You raise some very interesting ideas. Worth a read. I have passed the link onto friends.
Z.Z.: Thanks, but I hope the link isn’t too cumbersome for your friends to carry around…
3. Spam slice: Great Web site! I wanted to ask if I could site some of your site and use a few things for a school assignment. Please drop me an email whether its ok or not. Thanks.
Z.Z.: I have always wondered how one sites a site! Is my site in your line of sight to cite? Did you want to cite my site on your site about me losing my sight? I am losing sight of why you want to cite my site. If you were an actual person who read my site, your sight would make you realize that my site is probably inappropriate to cite for a fucking school assignment (but thank you for inspiring some good ol’ fashioned homophun!).
4. Spam slice: I am a site crazed human being and i adore to go through awesome web site such as the one you have.
Z.Z.: Omg, I LOVE site crazed human beings — they are my favorite type of human being! AND I also adore to go though things…like doors and meaningful experiences! We are sure to be going to go through similar awesome things, such as the one you are.
5. Spam slice: Thanks for that awesome posting. It saved MUCH time.
Z.Z.: Sweet! Please tell me more about how it saved you MUCH time since it was in response to me feeling like a fat ass and living out of a clothes basket. Did it inspire you to live out of a clothes basket too?! Awesome if it did! I think this could be the beginning of a major shift in clothes-storing trends. I can see the headline now: Dresser Sales Plummet, Clothes Basket Sales Skyrocket as Nation Moves Deeper and Deeper into Economic Slump
6. Spam slice: Nice entry, thank you. Do you have a Facebook account?
Z.Z.: As a matter of fact, yes, yes I do! Here is my password: efyouyouefingspammer. Please access my Facebook account and send all my friends viruses that scramble their computers (thereby making them unable to read my blog full of “nice entries”).